Laurie the Lion
I climbed into his cage
to read him poetry.
For Laurie was a lion
inclined to artistry.
He listened for a while
and didn't seemed perturbed.
That is, until in one of them
I used a naughty word.
Laurie snarled, his hackles rose,
about that word I'd read.
He came toward me fangs ablaze,
and then bit off my head.
Of course I died a gory mess
in sad and sorry state.
And thus became, in death, that is,
a poet Laurie ate.